i’m so hungry but it i go in the kitchen to get something my mom will be like WE’RE GOING TO EAT IN LIKE 12 YEARS DON’T MAKE NACHOS NOW

I’m on my iPod and I can’t TAG AND IT KEEPS CAPITALIZING AND UNDERMINING MY IRONICALLY POOR GRAMMAR

i wonder how my grandpa’s going to feel when we see childish gambino at bonnaroo

or for that matter das racist　

if i actually got as excited all the time as my tags suggest i would be institutionalized　

something was flying in my room THAT WAS NOT A FLY so i ran out into the den

it was tiny

but i’m not taking any fucking chances

in middle school when i was a weeaboo

i used to go on wikihow all the time

exclusively to look up “how to be kawaii” and “how to be emo/goth/scene”

i just did it again

oh my god

why　

i’m listening to lmfao and playing minecraft

so this is my life now　

i keep compulsively typing lol at the end of all my tags

because i think they’re really hilarious

i sit and laugh at myself before i post anything

ever　

that awkward moment when you tell your world history teacher you’re writing a paper on your laptop then forget and make a joke about something you’re doing on minecraft　

awkwardly makes hasty excuse for leaving facebook conversation with person i do not know very well　

somebody tagged a picture of themself as “green eyes”

BUT THE PICTURE WAS BLACK AND WHITE

someone is on my blog

HI PERSON

ARE YOU CONFUSED

WERE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ELSE

I’M SORRY YOU’RE LOST

my brother’s not here

i can hear my sister fucking with his expensive guitar stuff

he is going to flip his shit when he finds out ogm

going to watch some mm videos and make art bye for now tumblr　

nobody iz my skyep friend