if you are a podcast host, television star, or member of the band ok go, i am deeply sorry about all this stuff
links

motleymakery:

Free pattern for this cute patchwork Kitty:

From Sew Scatterbrained.

nukunukusirokuma:

のぼせたときの浮遊感

tinafeyed:

virginvelcro:

Tina Fey defaces her Gap ad in New York. 2001.

ngl I would pay hella money for a bus shelter-sized gap ad featuring tfey

i am SO EXCITIED TO MEET PETE HOLMES IM GOING TO PEE

i had a whole dream last night about meeting him and in exactly one week it’s hAPEN ING

pizzaforpresident:

lilbrat7:

is avril lavigne scene or emo

image

pretty please send me 5 emojis that represent me it’s for reasons

likls asked: ship: us (labby? abucy??)

wentzfam:

lubbie??? abbcy???????

  • makes the bed in the mornings: definitely not me im disgracefully messy its absolutely terrible
  • has sole posession of the T.V. remote: immmmm gna say u cos i just dont care
  • is the bigger cuddler: CUDDLE QUEEN RIGHT HERE STEP DOWN LUCY LIKLS
  • does the laundry: like in the real world it would probably be both of us right but im going to say probably not me because im fkin lazy
  • mows the lawn: UHHH
  • shops for groceries: !?!?! both probably
  • comes home drunk at 3am: i dont think u drink that much and i definitely dont drink at all so………
  • makes breakfast: i. am sadly not a good cook but i can bake cakes but im not sure if that makes for a good breakfast
  • remembers to feed the fish: not me i am so sorry 2 all fish
  • decorates the apartment: u probably u have much more suitable nicer fkin ? aesthetic than i do i have the aesthetic of a 7 year old girl
  • initiates duets: ME SORRY LUCY BUT HONESTLY
  • falls asleep first: its 2:13am here right now so honestly i think the answer is obvious 

i would cook and feed the fish im a great cook

i’m trying to find some philip k dick quotes to put on teacher stuff to inspire myself/my students etc but he’s kind of a bummer. like, “to live is to be haunted” is a little heavy for 7th graders

mark-cohen-is-queer replied to your post: might join a sorority for all the mono…

my sister joined a sorority in college. she also blew all her fund money on booze and clothes and got a tattoo

wow is that all they do

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

©